I'll be Standing Up (and attempting to make you laugh) for another Malo Show! Friday, May 20th 7:30pm Malo 4326 Sunset Blvd. LA, CA 90029 Come as you are.  Leave fulfilled, enlightened, and inspired! (no, those are not the same things). ...

I was all set to bitch about my treacherous experience serving jury duty this week.  And then I was excused!  Turns out, having a kid gets you out! Why was I not more excited?  I mean, how many people get to walk in and walk out of that stinky, depressing jury holding cell within an hour? It comes down to this:  I had decided jury duty would be like the airplane rides I used to take, before Direct TV and pre-Samson.  They were not something ...